HOLY SHIZZ Ivana Hong is going to WOGA?

NUUUUUU!

Hahaha, imagine the STUBBORN PARENTS DRAMA. MR LIUKIN, COACH, vs MRS HONG, (Seemingly?) STEOROTYPICAL CHINESE MUM WHO PUSHES CHILD TO ACHIEVE, vs MR BROSS. HAHAHA WIN.

Disclaimer: Those statements were not meant to offend anyone. And I'm Chinese, so don't call me racist. Haha. Anyway, I believe it's ingrained in Chinese genes that success can be achieved through hard work, filial piety, and pushy parents.

I still think Ivana could benefit from moving to Chow's, because they ONLY HAVE ONE ELITE (HAHAHA and an awesome one, too), so she'll get more... what's that word... attention? No, maybe focus. Yeah. WOGA's got an amazing track record, but... OH WELL WHO KNOWS, NOT ME.

Anyway, I now have EVEN MORE THINGS! to blog about, and I DON'T HAVE TIME! to blog about them.

And I'm going over to Min Shen's for the sleepover.

AWESOMESAUCE!

Also, I realize I sound quite insane in this post, but oh well. My inner monologue has been sounding a little insane lately.